01. You pick up pennies off the ground.
02. You have considered cutting your dog's rations to save money.
03. Your main goal in life is to put so many coins in your safe that the weight will cause it to come crashing through the second floor.
04. You didn't think Ebeneezer Scrooge was such a bad guy.
05. You would rather drive a 1968 Volkswagon than a 2012 Lexus.
06. When people tell you that "money isn't important," you actually feel like throwing up.
07. You have a tendency to run to the defense of the banksters.
08. You have purchased JP Morgan stock.
09. Andrew Mellon is one of your favorite peeps.
10. You think that "two buck chuck" is still too damn expensive.
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